Curse you, Keebler Elf!

I have a few things that I can't resist in life. A 90% off sale just might top the list, followed (only slightly, mind you) by a kiss from one of my kiddos (or Geoff, for that matter!). Oh yeah, and did I mention Keebler Grasshopper cookies? I am never tempted by ice cream or candy bars. I very rarely buy chips or soda pop. But I can't resist these dumb cookies! I usually don't walk down the cookie aisle at the grocery store because they are too tempting, but this week they had these cookies all over the place with the enticing little tag that read, "buy 10 select items and get $5 off your grocery bill". Well, who doesn't want to get $5 off your grocery bill? I had 8 things in my cart that qualified for the discount, and if I could just add two more items then they would practically pay for themselves - so I took one for the team and bought the dumb things. OK, I bought two of them. Problem is... it's been months and months since I had them, or at least weeks and weeks, and now I have to go to rehab all over again. I have even tried the little 100 calorie snack packs of these cookies, but I ate the whole box at once, so what good is that? Seriously, they put an addictive chemical in these cookies that makes you crave them nightly. Am I right? Geesh!!